Sunday, January 30, 2011

Wingman

yeah, i was a bit surprised to see this one. cause really, who puts "Wingman" all huge so everyone to see? and maybe it's just me, but i don't really see much glory in being a wingman. i'll be honest here, i'm not so certain as to what a wingman really does, but as far as i understand, he's the guy with one of his homies out trying to get chicks, but he's the guy that doesn't get the girl; he's just there to make the main man look good. somebody correct me if i am wrong. i know that we have all see those Dos Equis commercials, yeah, the ones with "The Most Interesting Man in the World." well, h said of wingmen this: "It does not take more than one man to talk to a woman." well said World's Most Interesting Man. that's what i think too.

Monday, January 17, 2011

Dirty

The other day i was driving up to Morgan to go see my friend. I hadn't been driving more than five minutes when i saw this message on a bridge that i always drive under. It read "dirty." That was it, just one words. So of course i think "well, what's dirty?" Is this some person making a complaint about the air quality of Utah during winter? Maybe they think we should clean the streets up more? Well what does that even entail? yeah, my mind could go on and on. Really though in all honesty, I thought, "well who's dirty? Is it you my friend who is dirty? well then why are you so crusty? Just take a dang shower." I dunno, maybe this night prowling sign maker was just describing somebody else that he or she knew. Or maybe it was just to be funny. I'm gonna go with that: Just trying to get a laugh.